Sadly, there's no tequila in the get-well package the Serenity crew put together for Bernard.

What there is, however: a small box of Chinese doughnuts, an orange, a geisha bobblehead doll, a small stuffed frog, and a modest selection of hardcopy newsfeeds.

(One of the seams on the stuffed frog has slitted open an inch. Simon, once he realized that River was trying to hide a set of lockpicks inside the toy, judiciously removed them.)

There's also a huge and rather glittery handmade card, done up in calligraphy ink by Mal and signed by the entire crew.